Snow White walked into the room, and started taking off her blouse.
"She's taking off her blouse!" said Doc, to Dopey who was right below him.
"She's taking off her blouse!"
"She's taking off her blouse!"
"She's taking off her blouse!"
"She's taking off her blouse!"
"She's taking off her blouse!"

Then she started to take off her skirt.
"She's taking off her skirt!" said Doc.
"She's taking off her skirt!"
"She's taking off her skirt!"
"She's taking off her skirt!"
"She's taking off her skirt!"
"She's taking off her skirt!"

Then she started to take off her bra.
"She's taking off her bra!"
"She's taking off her bra!"
"She's taking off her bra!"
"She's taking off her bra!"
"She's taking off her bra!"
"She's taking off her bra!"

Then she started taking off her panties.
"She's taking off her panties!"
"She's taking off her panties!"
"She's taking off her panties!"
"She's taking off her panties!"
"She's taking off her panties!"
"She's taking off her panties!"

All of a sudden, Doc heard a noise in the bushes.
"Somebody's coming!"
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
"Me too!"
 

A veterinarian surgeon had had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed. At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady's voice. "Yes, it is," replied the vet, "Is this an emergency?" "Well, sort of", said the elderly lady, "there's a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?" There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied, "Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone." "Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?" "It should," said the vet, "it stopped ME!"

A traveling salesman is in a small town in the midwest, when his trip is suddenly prolonged for an extra month. He was already getting bored there and over the course of the extra month he becomes very homesick. Finally, he decides to give in to temptation and visit the local brothel. He walks up to the madam and hands her a hundred dollars and says, "Give me the worst blowjob in town." The madam says, "For this kind of money, you can have the best blowjob." "No, no," says the man, "You don't understand, I'm not horny, I'm homesick."  

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines so thought he'd become a mechanic. So he went along to mechanics school and the final test was strip the engine completely and reassemble it - obviously back in to perfect working order.

So our gynecologist friend did the test and anxiously awaited the result. The day he received the results he got quite a surprise, he got 150%!! He quickly phoned the instructor and queried the mark.

The instructor said, "No, that's right. First I gave you 50% for stripping down the engine - a very thorough job. Next I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job really, and then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the muffler."

A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect; 3-piece suit, great build with a nice butt. Unfortunately, they both noticed, he had really bad dandruff. He got off on the 5th floor. Once the doors closed, the brunette turned to the blonde and said, "Someone should give him 'Head & Shoulders.'" To which the blonde replied, "How do you give 'Shoulders'?"  

Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the increasing darkness of the streets starts making the two girls a little nervous when one girl leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never come this way before." The other girl says, "It's the cobblestones."